Nascar and Craig Effron - A Clash of Cahones

August 2, 2006

THE HISTORY OF CRAIG EFFRON, RACING and FASTBOY - Part 3

The one ride that everyone wanted was called Party Favorites by Chris Swanson. It had a large drop and a large uphill climb, sweating the thrill seekers and mining the doubt. Up they went, climbing into oblivion as it seemed. Craig and Mary seemed fine, but the other ones were much more not good. Stomachs churned like butter in the wind as the coaster raced downhill. Barf was like ketchup it flowed like water and wine depending on what country you're in.

A mess it was and a mess it went.

All the mops in the world could not clean up the mess and all the mops it took. Five minutes went by, ten minutes and twenty until the mess looked not like a mess. Still a mess just less. They decided to sit down and rest just to see what it would feel like not to be nauseous. It feels good so they ate hotdogs and pancakes for lunch and enjoyes them thoroughly. After the roller coaster fiasco, Craig still liked to go fast. He didn't throw up and he loved every second of the fast ride. His family hated speed and hated him for loving it. Passionate he was. Couragous he was. Cat like reflexes he had. Yes sir. The most amazing thing and the most noteable thing was that Mr. Effron had some serious problems within his own body regarding things like anism and partsovia.

Here's a quote from a past NASCAR event to help you understand what happened:
A monster of a finish

DOVER, Del. -- Matt Kenseth and Jamie McMurray made it a 1-2 finish for Roush Racing. And what a thrilling finish it was.
McMurray was the driver to beat, holding the lead for most of the final 90 laps Sunday until the patient Kenseth made his move, passing two drivers late before the leader was firmly in view.
Kenseth reached McMurray in lapped traffic, raced side-by-side, then dipped low on a clean pass off the fourth turn with three laps left and pulled away to win at Dover International Speedway.
"They were leaving me plenty of room to pass," Kenseth said. "I just caught him at the right time and was able to just barely squeeze in front."
Kevin Harvick finished third, followed by Jeff Burton and Kyle Busch. Jimmie Johnson maintained the points lead, finishing sixth after starting a season-worst 42nd.
Continue to part IV

Nascar and Craig Effron - A Clash of Cahones